Gisenyi

View from the Serena Gisenyi

“I just needed to get out of Kigali for a bit” is a phrase you’ll hear often, usually from expats working too hard on projects that are going nowhere. Or, I guess, people who like lakes. Personally, I’ve taken the trip up to Gisenyi many a time, usually to study the life cycle of the endangered Kivu cabbage caterpillar (though admittedly I often end up by the pool at Serena, charging champagne and cheese cake to some random room).

Gisenyi is about a three and a half hour bus ride from Kigali (it’ll take you less than three hours in your own car), and is thus perfect for a weekend get-away. You can buy tickets from any bus company in town (my favorite is Belvedere next to Shake and Sip), and since it’s a rather popular destination, I’d suggest you get the tickets the day before you go. Just to be on the safe side, which is a grand side to be on indeed.

From the bus stop in Gisenyi, you can easily get a taxi or moto to wherever you’re spending the night. The Serena hotel is actually within walking distance, just down the hill. The budget option is the Catholic hostel, literally right next to the bus stop. If you, like me, prefer a more secluded setting, may I propose Paradis Malahide Guesthouse? It’s about a 15 minutes moto ride from town (Rwf 700), and you end up outside of the main town, by the Bralirwa brewery. It’s Rwf 40,000 for a double room, and an extra Rwf 15,000 if you put in an extra mattress. This includes breakfast.

The water at Paradis is cleaner, the trees greener, and the birds happier. Also, the guesthouse’s restaurant has delicious fish served in a cozy intimate setting ― and after dinner you can enjoy your African tea by the bonfire! Plus they have wooden cutlery which is pretty god damned cool, if you ask me. Which you didn’t. But if you did.

For Rwf 30,000 you can hire a boat (with driver) to take you out to the wedding island (that might be a name I made up, I’m not sure), and then to some hot springs.  Okay, and don’t expect an Iceland-type geysir here, folks – it’s more like a little bird Jacuzzi.  But if you bring an egg you can totally boil it… and then eat it while watching the bathing birds and thinking of the irony of life.

Should you want to visit the brewery, you need to arrange a private tour by sending a letter or an e-mail to bralirwa@heineken.com.  In an effort to discover what goes into Turbo King, my sister and I once tried sneaking in, but were disappointed to discover that the tall metal fences were unaltered by our shampoo and baking soda explosive device. Damn you and your lies, MacGyver!

If you’re too lazy to get up to anything, just chill by the little private beach at Paradis, or head into town and hang at the Serena pool. And oh, I was totally joking about charging other people’s rooms – obviously the only way you’re getting freebies at Serena is if you flash your Caterpillar Appreciation Society membership card.

There are a few local bars in town, but the only proper nightclub is White Rocks, situated close to the DRC border, in the basement of a good Italian restaurant with the same name and owners. Come here for delicious pizzas, or a well-designed (though a tad pricey) three-course meal.

The last bus back to Kigali leaves at 18:30 and again, to be on the safe side, buy your tickets in advance.

About Inga

Born and raised in Norway, culturally transformed in the US, and now residing in Rwanda. Studied biology, but teaching English in Kigali while finishing up my Master's, and debating future career options. At the moment starting up a cocoa plantation is at the top of my list, closely followed by founding an improv society. Severely technologically challenged, but somewhat creatively gifted. A great lover of the Universe, as well as cakes and salt. A passionate hater of small concrete rooms.